how 'bout a little less talk and a little more shut the fuck up?

milton morris of MILTON
	I AIN'T MAD AT NOBODY! IF I've been out of line! I've given you credit! I've cashed a bad check for you! No matter what the reason that I haven't seen you, COME BACK HOME! ALL IS FORGIVEN!

HOW TO SAY ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Afrikaans Poes / Doo - Pussy/ Fok jou - Fuck you/ Jy pis my af - You're pissing me off/ Hoer - Whore/ Slet - Slut/ Kak - Shit/ Poephol - Asshole/ Dom Doos - Dump Pussy/ Gaan fok jouself - Go fuck yourself/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Arabic Koos - cunt./ nikomak - fuck your mother/ sharmuta - whore/ zarba - shit/ kis - vagina/ zib - penis/ Elif air ab tizak! - a thousand "dicks" in your ass!/ kisich - pussy/ Elif air ab dinich - A thousand dicks in your religion/ Mos zibby! - Suck my dick!/ Waj ab zibik! - An infection to your dick!/ kelbeh - bitch (lit a female dog)/ Muti - jackass/ Kanith - Fucker/ Kwanii - Faggot/ Bouse Tizi - Kiss my ass/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Armenian Aboosh - Stupid/ Dmbo, Khmbo - Idiot/ / Myruht kooneh - Fuck your mother/ Peranuht shoonuh kukneh - The dog should shit in your mouth/ Esh - Donkey/ Buhlo (BUL-lo) - Dick/ Kuk oudelic shoon - Shit eating dog/ Juge / jugik - penis/ Vorig / vor - ass/ Eem juges bacheek doer - Kiss my penis/ Eem voriga bacheek doer - Kiss my ass/ Toon vor es - You are an ass/ Toon esh es - You are a jackass/ Metz Dzi-zik - Big Breasts/ Metz Jugik - Big penis/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bengali/ baing chood - sister fucker/ chood - fuck/fucker/ choodmarani - mother fucker/ haramjada - bastard/ dhon - dick/ gud - pussy/ khanki/maggi - whore/ laewra aga - dickhead/ tor bapre choodi - fuck your dad/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bulgarian: Gus - Ass/ Coochka - Bitch/ Pederas - Gay / Fag/ / Luyno - Shit/ Luyno Guava - Shit Head/ Peeshka Guava - Penis Head/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Czech/ Do prdele - (literally, "In the ass"), "Up yours"/ Mrdat, prcat - very dirty words for "fuck," used only by the lowest of the low(whores, thugs, etc.)/ Chces mrdat? (ksesh mrrdat?) - "Do you want to fuck?"/ Hovno - "shit"/ / Prsa - Tits/ Pinjor - Cock/ Hovno Hlava - Shit Head/ Peecha - Pussy/Cunt/ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Chinese (multiple Dialects)/ Cantonese (phonetic, more or less) / Poq Gai - "Go Die in the street", general /purpose swearword/ (ie can fit in any context, like "shit!" or "fuck you"/ or "you bastard" etc etc etc. add words before and/ after for effect/ D'iu ne lo mo - Fuck your mom/ sAY Baht Poh - bitch/ / tiu nia ma chow hai - fuck your mom's smelly cunt/ sek si - eat shit/ hum kah chan - death to your family!/ lok chat - dick/ hamsap - horny person (not a swear word actually, just an insult)/ chow fah hai - smelly cheap cunt/ gai - whore/ Mandarin (phonetic, more or less)/ gun ni ma / chao ni niang - fuck your mom/ chao ni niang de zhu zong shi ba dai - fuck your mom's ancestors grandmas great grandmas daH bien - shit Liu mang - standard swear for bastard/assmunch/etc Ni ma la bi - Your mother contracts turtles. Hokkien (Phonectic, more or less) Cheeby - Pussy Lan Jiao - Dick Kiu Mo - Pubic Hair Ni Na Bu - Your Fucking Mother Chao - Cheeby Smelly Pussy Lan Hoot - Balls Neh - Breast Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby - Fuck Your Bloody Mother's smelly pussy Ka Ni Na - Fuck Your mother Ka Ni Lao Beh - Fuck Your Father peh bu ki ho lang kan - parents go fuck by someone peh bu ki ho gao kan - parents go fuck by dogs and the chao cheebye - smelly cunt keh - whore Hakka (Phonectic, more or less) diao nia meh - fuck your mom chew hai - smelly cunt bot nia meh see tai lang - fuck your mom's smelly cunt chap jong - bastard guy - whore nia meh boon kiu diao - let the dog fuck your mom ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Dutch (Holland) lul - dick kut - cunt kak, stront - shit opdekontneuker - up-the-ass-fucker hoer - hooker eikel - dickhead ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Estonian kuradi munn - (Lit. devil's penis) kuradi puts - (Lit. devil's cunt) [strong] kurat vo~tku - fuck you (Lit. let devil takes it) kurat, saatan - devil kusema/pissima (v) - to piss mine persse! - (Lit. go into ass) mine vittu - fuck off (Lit. go into cunt) munn - penis nussima,nikkuma (v) - to fuck piss/kusi - piss raisk - rotted sitt - shit sittuma (v) - to shit vitt/puts - cunt ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Finnish vittu - fuck(Lit. cunt) helvetti - hell vittupaeae - (Lit. cunthead) kusipaeae - pisshead paskiainen - bastard paska - shit Suksi vittuun - Ski into a cunt Vedae vittu paeaehaen - Draw a cunt over your head Ime munaa, runkkari - Suck cock, wanker ------------------------------------------------------------------------ French merde - shit manges la merde - eat shit tu m'emmerdes - you're pissing me off (Lit. you're shitting on me) tu me fais chier - you are pissing me off vas faire foutre a la vache - go fuck a cow. encule - fuck you (anal style!?) salope, ordure, conasse, poofias - bitch va te faire voir, va aux diable, aux pelotes, fous la camp, va te faire cuire un oeuf, va chier, te faire voir chez lez Grecs! - go to hell!, Fuck off! vas te faire foutre - go get fucked (lit: stuff you) vas te faire enculé - fuck you fils de pute - son of a bitch tu m`emmerdes! - Fuck yourself! une vieille bique, il est becheur - an old bitch, pompous ass le con, la conasse, la chatte - cunt baiser - to fuck ce sont des conneries - that's a load of shit leche moi et saire me renier - lick me and make me cum tete moi le dard, enculé! - suck my dick, you fucked faggot! mes couilles sur ton nez - my balls on your nose putain, pute - whore cul - ass bite - cock pauvre con - asshole (lit: you poor cunt) vas pisser dans les fleurs - fuck off (lit: go piss in the flowers) c'est rien que de la merde - its just a bunch of shit maudite vache - asshole/bitch/etc - (lit: damned cow) va chier - go shit tu mangeras le tas - you can eat the pile (usually an answer to "va chier"s) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ German Blödes Arschloch - stupid asshole Dummes Huhn - stupid chicken Scheisse - shit Fotze - cunt Blöde Fotze - Stupid cunt Schwuchtl - faggot (noun) Lesbe - Lesbian Mutterficker - motherfucker Hurensohn - sonuvabitch Hure - whore Depp - idiot Drecksau - dirty pig Arschgesicht - "Assface" (Butthead) Fick dich! - fuck you Fick mich - fuck me (dummer) Schweinhund - (dumb) pigdog (archaic) Schlampe - tramp or slut das geht dich einen feuchten Scheissdreck an - none of your fucking business (Lit. that concerns you like wet shit) du verdammter Arschficker - you damn assfucker Auf Wiedersehen Fickakopf - Goodbye fuckhead himmeldonnerwetter - *no translation--very strong curse* (Lit. heaven thunder weather) Leck mich am Arsch - lick my ass mach es dir selber - go fuck yourself scheissekopf - shithead Lichten mein asch. - kiss my ass, Lit.- Lick my ass Lichten mein Hosenschlange! - lit. - Lick my trouser snake schnoodle noodle - dick snot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Greek vlaca - stupid (noun), moron Malacca - masturbator, harshest swear for a male malaka wanker gamisou - fuck off Ay gamisou - go fuck off to mounee tis manas sou - fuck your mother's pussy mounee - pussy poutsos - dick poustis - faggot Fila mou to kolo - kiss my ass As to thialo - Go to hell Skila - Bitch Boostie Mav-ro malaka skit-tah - nigger dick sucking faggot. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Haitian Creole dan bounda ou - up your ass kolan guete maman ou - fuck you L'en mede - piss off (Lit. in the shit) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hebrew Zonah - whore Zayin - cock Harah - shit. Mishugena - freak Hutzpa - balls (as in he's got a lot of nerve) Beitsim - Balls ben zonah - son of a bitch (son of a whore, actually) lech zayen et ima shelcha - go fuck your mom zayin - penis tahat - ass mitromem mizdayen batahat - gay assfucker zayin al hakuss hamasrihach shel haima hamechoeret shelcha - fuck your ugly mom's smelly cunt lech lehizdayen - fuck off lech timtzotz et hazayin hakatan shel aba shelcha me'onen ehad - go suck your dad's small dick you wanker lech zayen para - go fuck a cow timtzotz li et hazayin, hatichat hara masriach - suck my cock you smelly piece of shit lakek et hatahat sheli - lick my ass lakeki li a hadagdegan, zonah - lick my clit you whore benzona - son of a bitch lech tiezdayen - fuck you ben sharmuta - like son of a bitch manyak - just a cures coos ima selha - your mother's vegina ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Hindi chutia - pussy (in a "you are stupid" context) gaandu - asshole mah-der chod - mother fucker tatti - shit Bhen Chhod bhayn-chod - Sister Fucker Madar Chhod maa-duhr chod - Mother fucker Bhai Chhod bha-yee chod - Brother Fucker Chutiya choo-tia - Fucker Gaand gaa-nd - Ass Lund luh-nd - Cock Chut choot - Pussy Mammey mumm-aye - Breasts ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Indonesian bangsat - bastard bule - caucasian gila - crazy isep kontol - blow job isep kontol gua - suck my dick kontol - penis memek - vagina monyet - monkey ngentot - fuck ngentot lu - fuck you ngewe - fucking pantat - ass pantat besar - big ass peler - penis pentil - nipple toket - women's breast toket besar - big breast jembut - pubic hair biji - testicles ( slang, lit. means "seed" ) pentil - nipple palaji - ( slang ) foreskin ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Italian puttana - whore fungula / scopa - fuck merda - shit Vaffanculo - fuck off No Skuche ala Gats! - what the fuck do you want from my balls? ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Jamaican bumboclot - you are full of shit teras - your ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Japanese (phonetic, more or less) baka yaroo - stupid bastard Chikushoo - oh Fuck! (literally: "Animal") Kuso - shit Imi imishe Kuso - Eat Fucking Shit Urusai Kono Bakayaro - Shut up you crazy motherfucker! ChingChing - penis ketsunoana - Asshole Pai Pai - Breasts, nipples onara - fart onara atama - fart head onani - masterbate anato wa onani o shimasuka is - Do you masterbate kin tama - golden balls kisama - lord of the donkeys Anata wa dame des - You are a nasty person manko - pussy ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Korean (phonetic more or less) Ssibal-seki / Samanes-seki(?) - Son of shit eemee sheemee pek poejee dah - your mother has a bald pussy Geseki - Son of a bitch Yumago - fuck you shibseki - all the bad stuff combined, bitch, whore etc. Ko-chu-pado - suck my dick Kochu - dick Dong-mogo - eat shit K-sa-key - bitch She-pa-nom - No exact translation but it is the worst word you could ever say in Korean. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Malaysian (phonetic, more or less) pookih lang chiau pakalau mah bong - may your ass, boobs, and penis all fall off anak haram - bastard cibai - pussy (?) pantat - ass puki/pepek - pussy puki mak - fuck your mother (also "mother's cunt") saya hendak pukimak - I want to fuck your mom isap telur - Suck my balls cor-nek / shuhana - dick tetel - boobs chin hooi - asshole bodoh - dumb ass celaka - idiot puki-thiam - whore house bohsia - young horny bitch tet tet - breast tah fei kei (TFK) - masturbate ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Macedonian (phonetic, more or less) pitch-ga da mahl-a - literally "return to your mother's cunt" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Norwegian! Helvete - Hell Pule - Fuck Faen - Damn Dritt - Shit drittsek - shitbag Fitte - Cunt fleskepanne - meathead pikk - dick hore - slut din faens rompeslikker - you damn asslicker din mor suger pikk i helvete - your mother sucks cock in hell ditt lusne, skitne, stinkende, raatne grisetryne - you lousy, dirty stinking, rotten pigface dra meg hardt i rompehara / knull meg hardt og fort - fuck me hard and fast (basically...) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Persian (phonetic, more or less) Kosefil - Elephant's Cunt kosskesh - pimp (literal: "one who stretches pussy") coony - Faggot kesafat - you dirty piece of shit beshoor - no brained madar kharbeh - mother fucker an - diarhhea kos-khol - person who is crazy and obessed for a girl's pussy amale - dirty piece of shit labor worker khar - idiot an damagh - booger khange khodah - screw-up of god antareh gav - "annoying cow" bee-sharaf - [bad insult]. def. (?) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Polish huj - dick dupek - asshole dziwka - whore (light) kurwa - whore (hard), fig. "Oh shit!" spieprzaj - piss off spierdalaj - fuck off pojebany - fucked up pierdolec - fucker Gówno (pron. GOOVnoh) - shit zajebiste - "fucking awesome" Coor-va - fuck ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Portuguese foder - to fuck; Present Indicative: eu broche - cock sucking chupa-me a - suck my cock foda-se - fuck (figurative) pica, piroca, caralho - cock puta, cabra - bitch vai para o caralho - piss off vai-te corno - faggot ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Russian Sooka - Bitch/traitor/whore Yob - Fuck (verb root)(ie "I Fuck"="Ya Yebur" baltattsya kak govno v prorubi - to be flighty or indecisive (?) (Lit. to bob like shit in a hole in the ice) Yob tvoiu mat' - "Fuck you!" or "Oh shit!" (literal: "Fuck your mother" or "I just fucked your mother") (perhaps the harshest insult in Russian) poshol na khui - Fuck off (Lit. go onto a dick) poshol v zhopu - Fuck off (Lit. go into an asshole) tebya ne ebut, ti ne podmakhivai - mind your own fucking business (Lit. you're not being fucked, so don't wiggle your ass) paashol v'chorte - go to hell kooshi govno ee oomree - eat shit and die ya eemay-you o-chen balshoy jol-ty hoy - I have a big yellow dick tva-ya mama sa-seet kor-rov-on-ni-ye hoy-ee - You mother sucks cow dicks. per-ee-staan haameetca - stop bitching yob tvoyu mat - fuck your mother bivneetca - showing off asshole peesa - polite penis govno - shit (literally) bliad - "Oh shit!" (lit. whore) Khui - cock pizda - cunt manda - cunt zhopa - an asshole or an ass sraka - an ass (extremely vulgar) mudak - an asshole (a person only) bliad' - whore govniuk - shithead ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Serbian Jebem ti mater u picku! - I fuck your mother in her pussy! (Yebem tee mutter oo peetchqu) Bog te jebo! - May God fuck you! (Bog te yebo) Jebo ti pas mater! - May a dog fuck your mother! (Yebo tee puss mutter) Crko dabogda stoko seljacka! - May you drop dead, you redneck ox! (Crko dubogda stocko selyachka) Popusis mi kurac krasni! - Suck my lovely dick! (Popoosheesh me quratz krusnee) Peecko smrdlyeeva - You smelly pussy. (when you are a wimp, or afraid to do something) Govno yedno - You piece of shit. Peechka - pussy. Sranje! - ohhh, shit! Some! - you stupid ass. Yebachu te! - I'll fuck you. (have two meanings. 1. if you want to fight with someone. 2. when you are about to fuck a chick. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Slovenian Pejt u pizdu mater! - Go to (in) your mothers vagina (Peyt oo PEEZ-doo MA-ter) Preklet vosu! - Cursed donkey (literally "Bloody fool") (Prek-LET voh-SOO) kurac - penis (KOOH-ratz) pizda - vagina (PEEZ-dah) drek - shit peder - faggot (PEH-dehr) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Spanish Chingas tu madre - Fuck your mom Mierde - Shit Chupa me, puto - Suck me, asshole! chupe me verga / chupa me la peha - suck my dick puta - (feminine) whore, bitch puto - (masculine) dickhead, asshole joto - faggot (mex.) pendejo/pendeja - (m/f) asshole, dickhead, etc. Marricon - faggot Mariposa (Mex.) - faggot (lit. butterfly) chingar - to fuck cagar - to shit coger - to fuck, (lit. to catch) chupar - to suck verga - dick (lit. broomstick) pinche - fucking (sp?) chorizo - dick (lit. sausage) panocha - pussy (extremely vulgar) culo - ass huevos - testicles (lit. eggs) chichis - breasts pendeja, pendejo - (Lit. pubic hair) me cago en la hostia - i shit in the communion wafers Cago en tu leche - I shit in your milk. beso mi culo - kiss my ass hacete cojer - go and get fucked hijo de mil putas - son of thousand bitches metete un palo en el culo - shove a stick up your ass me cago en la puta madre que te pario hijo de puta - I shit on the bitch mother that gave you birth you son of a bitch chimba - pussy (colombian spanish) ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Swedish fitta - cunt kuk - cock pattar - tits fan - damn mammaknullare - motherfucker din morsa luktar friterad getröv i fittan - your mother smells like fried goatass in her cunt kuksugare - cocksucker knullare - fucker rövhål - asshole helvete - hell bög - faggot jävlar - fucking sug min kuk - suck my cock hora - whore, prostitute pess - piss ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tagalog (Philippine) TAE - Shit Putanginamo - Fuck you maliit ang titi mo - you got a small dick magkantutan tayo - let's fuck naninigas ang titi ko - I got a hard on didilain ko ang tingil mo - I'll lick your clit sipsipin mo ang titi ko - suck my dick lunukin mo ang tamod ko - swallow my cum malaki ang susu mo - you got big tits anak ka nang puta - son of a bitch puke nang ina mo - your mom's pussy tukmol - ugly Igao walang kang diti - you are dickless Igao walang kang puit - you are buttless Bi-HO KEE KEE - Stinky pussy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Turkish Siktir lan - get fucked Anani sikerim - i'll fuck your mum got veren - ass giver ibne - faggot um - cunt chukumu yala - suck my dick ananin yara var, ve baban jelos oldu - your mums got a dick and your father jealous. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Vietnamese goo - dick geeum - pussy dum [doom] mare may - fuck your mother lo-de - asshole du-ma-nhieu - go fuck yourself ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Ukrainian Hivno - shit Khui - cock Sraka - ass ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Unique English Anally retentive Pubic Louse Cum Guzzling Fat Fuck Gap Toothed trailer park discount whore Lying sack of Siberian snake shit gapped toothed, beer guzzlin', cousin fucker ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Yiddish Putz - dickhead Yutz - asshole Schlemeil - asshole (the one that "screws" Schlmazel - asshole ("gets screwed" by the schlemeil) Mishugena - freak

How long does an average dream last?

Although it may seem like we're dreaming from the instant we fall asleep until the moment we wake up, the average visit to Neverland is actually far shorter. According to the National Institute of Neurological Disorders and Stroke, people spend an average of two hours dreaming each night. Dreams "almost always" occur during REM sleep, when the body experiences "rapid eye movement, loss of reflexes, and increased pulse rate and brain activity." Your ability to remember your dreams depends a lot on your personality. Newsweek explains that introverts tend to remember their nocturnal adventures better than extroverts. In terms of the subject matter, males and females often dream about the same things. Again according to Newsweek, 73% of men and 74% of women have dreamed of falling. OK, but how long does an average dream last? Depending on who you ask (or which site you visit), a dream can last anywhere from a matter of seconds to 45 minutes. We were unable to find an official answer, but this post from AnswerBag claims dreams last "about 15 minutes on the average." Dream Moods states people dream one to two hours per night, fitting in about four to seven dreams. If, like us, you're wondering why you dream about showing up naked to piano recitals, these dream interpreters may help you find some answers.

How to stay in the Dream as long as you want

Now that I’ve given you some tips on how to remember your dreams and how to know if you’re dreaming, you’re starting to get a grasp of the basic skills needed for lucid dreaming. In fact, if you were to start to apply those two techniques right now, you are practically guaranteed to have at least one spontaneous lucid dream. Congratulations! What happens for the majority of people during their first lucid dream? Upon becoming lucid, they start to think something like this: “Oh my God, I’m DOING IT! I’m DREAMING! Wow, I bet I could….” And they wake up from the excitement. This is an inevitable experience for most people. So, if this happens to you, don’t worry about it. Be grateful that you were able to have the experience of your first lucid dream. Refer to myreport of my first lucid dream to get an idea of what to expect. The key to staying in the dream for a longer period of time is to control your excitement level. The most basic advice one can give for this is “Don’t get so excited.” There are a few techniques that are useful for staying in the dream as long as possible: * Spinning (like a tornado) * Yelling out loud in the dream (works for me) * Anchoring (my personal FAVORITE) Spinning is just that, in the dream, spin around really fast like you are a super tornado from hell. This serves to keep you conscious. Most of the time, this technique tends to take me (and many others) into entirely new dream settings. I don’t find it useful as much as next 2 methods if I want to stay in the current setting. Yelling out loud is a highly effective method. I have no idea why it works, unless it’s just serving to focus yourself on the act of yelling. This method might not be nice to your significant other if you tend to talk in your sleep. I’ve never really played with that aspect of it. Might be interesting. The next method is Anchoring, which I like to use most often, because it’s just way cool. This basically borrows from the research of people like Pavlov, of dog fame. It is basically taking one stimulus and tying or anchoring it to an expected result, outcome or response. Here’s how I came to use the anchoring technique I use to stay in the dream as long as possible. In Summer of 2004, I was very heavy into lucid dreaming research at the time, and I still had the problem of exciting myself awake. I had been getting interested in Neuro-Linguistic Programming (or NLP) a lot, because of the potential it has to develop excellence in skills very rapidly. One day, I came across a technique used by Ross Jeffries to develop unwavering confidence while dealing with women. I studied his technique for a few minutes, and wondered to myself “What can I do with this technique? Improving my confidence sounds like a useful task.” And that is when it hit me, I could slightly modify his technique to learn to control my excitement levels in the lucid dreaming state! So, I did it, and wouldn’t ya know it? I had a Lucid Dream that felt like it lasted for about 45 minutes. Here’s the technique I used (after modification). Close your eyes, and think back to a time when you did something you felt something very confident and proud of something you accomplished. Get as far back into that memory as you can. Remember how things smell, feel and look right then. Let that feeling of confidence you felt then come back into your consciousness. Once you are fully entrenched in that feeling of confidence, touch the index finger of each hand to it’s respective thumb. Notice how the sensation of the tips of thumbs and fingers touching feels to you, while at the same time, holding that feeling of confidence. You may notice that the memory itself fades, while the feeling of confidence remains. This is what you want. Do this three to five times, each time using a different memory from your past, each time touching the fingers and thumbs together only when you get the full feeling of proud confidence. Now, think back to your most recent lucid dream from which you excited yourself awake. Start at the beginning, and relive the dream in memory from start to finish, up to the point that you woke up, and remember frustrated you might have felt. Now, rewind the dream and start it over, and this time, as you come up to the point that caused you to wake up, push through the experience while using the finger/thumb exercise to bring up the feeling of confidence. Say, for example, that in the original dream, you were walking and became lucid and decided to fly, and once you got in the air, you got so excited that you woke up in mid-flight. Relive that dream once, so you remember the feelings of frustration you’re about to poo-poo away forever. Start the dream over, and as you start to fly, fire off the anchor of fingers/thumbs and think to yourself “I am flying in a lucid dream, and I am as calm as I have ever been. I can stay here as long as I wish.” This last exercise may sound cheesy, but I guarantee it works. At least for me. And THAT is how I am able to stay in a lucid dream longer than I every used to be able to. Dream on!!!

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